A puppy… or a man who acts like one (loyal, cute, and gives me all the attention). A never-ending supply of chocolate that doesn’t go to my hips. A button that mutes people only when they start mansplaining. A bed so big I can like a starfish… or with company 😏 A mirror that gives compliments every time I look into it. Someone to bring me coffee… in bed… wearing nothing but a smile. A fan club — run entirely by shirtless admirers. A remote that lets me rewind time, mainly to relive great kisses. A private island where pants are . And last but not least: you, being a little bit naughty and a lot of fun 😘