A time machine – so I can go back and stop myself from eating that entire pizza at 2am. A clone – one of us can nap while the other answers texts. Unlimited snacks – because happiness is measured in chips, not minutes. WiFi that never drops – basically the dream of every human alive. An army of penguins in bow ties – because… why not? More hours in the day – mainly for ing, not productivity. A fan club of squirrels – they already judge me, might as well make it official. Teleportation powers – tired of traffic, also want tacos instantly. Someone to fold my laundry – it’s been on the chair for 3 weeks now. World peace – but only if it comes with free ice cream. 🍦